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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 12:52

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

What do you respect the most about Elon Musk?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Then came..

If you could go back and rewrite the Legend of Korra, what would you change, and why?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

Mysterious fast radio bursts help astronomers pinpoint cosmic ‘missing’ matter - CNN

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How do you fight the push and pull (manipulation) tactic if you want to win him?

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Everyone loved it.

During the Atlmark incident in 1940, the Brit war criminals violated Norwegian neutrality. Hitler could then justify invading Norway. Have the Brits ever apologized for violating Norwegian neutrality?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

Stronger legs, longer life: Why strong legs are linked to longevity (and 3 ways to achieve it) - Times of India

Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

Is the Trump-Zelenskyy meeting a preview of what the US is going to do to Taiwan?

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

No, not a chance

What’s the worst thing you caught anyone in your family doing?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

‘Gas station heroin’ is technically illegal and widely available. Here are the facts - AP News

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

What are some reasons why people may fear strong men?

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.