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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 12:52

So they tried
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
What do you respect the most about Elon Musk?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
If you could go back and rewrite the Legend of Korra, what would you change, and why?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
Mysterious fast radio bursts help astronomers pinpoint cosmic ‘missing’ matter - CNN
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How do you fight the push and pull (manipulation) tactic if you want to win him?
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
—
They put up a sign reading
Is the Trump-Zelenskyy meeting a preview of what the US is going to do to Taiwan?
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
No, not a chance
What’s the worst thing you caught anyone in your family doing?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
‘Gas station heroin’ is technically illegal and widely available. Here are the facts - AP News
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
What are some reasons why people may fear strong men?
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.